No one steals from God...

This is my kind of cleric. I’d hate to see what happens if you skimp on the collection.

I have the following on the authority of a commentor at another blog:

Interesting side note - Fr. Matt Foley was a good friend of the late Chris Farley, of Saturday Night Live fame. Chris Farley, in tribute to his friend, named one of his characters Matt Foley. You remember: the man who lived in a van, down by the river...

I heard from the immediately subsequent commentor that Fr. Foley was, in fact, Chris Farley’s college roommate. I don’t like to say we live in a small world; I prefer to confess we serve a big God.