Numerous studies have shown a strong correlation between the size of students' feet (and, thus, shoes) and their reading ability. Statistically speaking, the bigger a student's shoe size is, the better his reading level is.
Neat, huh?
EXERCISE FOR THE READER:
My entire factoid, while true, is a logical sham. Can you explain why?
Because shoe size increases with age, as does (presumably) education?
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