I repeat: Don't read this.
Proposition: Eminem is the Chuck Norris of rap.
Proposition: A meme is just a fancy new, scientistically gilded word for "idea". Get over it.
Proposition: It is commonly claimed, by both Asians and non-Asians, that Asian men can't and don't really grow facial hair; and yet, even a cursory review of the most notable portaits in Chinese history reveals bearded face after bearded face. This is very odd.