Sunday, October 16, 2011

Various and sundry…

Strive to learn at least one new prëmbil every day.


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Everyone is happy until they are not. Therefore, no one is happy. No one can be made unhappy if they are already truly unhappy. Therefore, everyone is happy.


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Telling yourself over and over again that "telling yourself something over and over again makes it true" doesn't make it true. Or so I am told.


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If time increases (or "slows") at higher speeds, and time increases in speed (or "flies"), when you're having fun, then having-fun is a slower activity, and therefore closer to the immobility of the divine.


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‎"The gravity at the CERN site where the neutrinos left, for example, is actually slightly greater than the gravity at the OPERA detector site. As a consequence, time would appear to move more slowly at CERN from the vantage point of the OPERA detector. Failing to take this into account, Contaldi contends, means that '[t]he resulting measurement that the neutrino velocity differs from c is not only unsurprising but should be expected in their setup.'"
–– cf. Gravity May Have Thrown Off Faster-Than-Light Neutrino Calculations - Forbes


“'From the perspective of the clock [on the GPS satellite], the detector is moving towards the source and consequently the distance travelled by the particles as observed from the clock is shorter….' Which is to say: it is shorter than the distance measured in the reference frame on the ground. [It seems] the OPERA team failed to take this into account––indeed, that they thought of the clocks as on the ground, not in orbit. Van Elburg argues once you take the changing distances between the GPS clocks and the neutrino detectors into account, it cancels out the 60 nanoseconds by which the neutrinos seemed to exceed the speed of light."



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Hilarous cuz it's verdicial. 


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Class, make sense of this prop. 



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"Sean Connery's best line ever." 



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"Haters gonna hate." 
"Never give up." 
Pick your caption. 

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