Anyway, here's a joke I heard.
A man was auditioning for an anchorman job at a leading news network. The producers were happy with him, he spoke clearly, looked good, sounded intellligent. But towards the end of the audition he started winking and smirking and twitching.
"Are you okay?" the TV guys asked. Worried now. "You were doing great until you, uh, started twitching and winking like that."
Oh don't worry," said the anchorman. "It's a small nerve disorder of mine. It's easily treated with a packet of aspirin."
"Really?" asked the news guys.
"Yeah, let me show you," said the anchorman. "I've always got some aspirin with me if this starts up." He reached into his pockets but pulled out packet after packet of condoms. Still looking for the aspirin, the anchorman now had a little pile of condoms on the table.
"Ahem," said the news guys. "I'm afraid we can't hire a... womanizer. We have a good reputation."
"I resent that" yelled the anchorman. "I am a faithful husband, been married twenty years. I'm no womanizer."
"Well how do you explain all the condoms?" they asked.
"Have YOU ever gone into a drug store winking and smirking asking for a pack of aspirin?"
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.