Orange was the color of her dress…

…then red.*

Well, not actually. But I did just see a woman crossing the street in a black and white dress, carrying nothing less august than a black and white umbrella, bearing words no less stunning than the following: "Break a thing to pieces! Smash them! Crush!"

I don't think she noticed me cowering, so I was able to make it through the red light.

Ah, Taiwan.

*(If Elvis is not dead, then neither should Mingus be!)