Friday, January 25, 2008

What's in a name?

I just bought Ocean Spray's Strawberry/Cranberry juice. I think the ad slogan is:

"Stranberry? Crawberry? Mistake? Drink up and you decide!"

I will and then I'll tell the world.

Go back to sleep.

1 comment:

the Cogitator said...

The verdict:

Alas, Strawcanberry Juice has the distinct flavor of NyQuil, only a bit less thick. Cut 20% with water it might be palatable but for now it's just a garish "cool idea" foisted upon us all by wily food scientists.

Oh. It has pectin. So that makes it healthy. Burp.

And this is not polemic; some of my best friends are food scientists, and a bt wily, to boot.