Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Gym regimen - July 2010

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7 July 2010
88kg, BMI: 25
"A1" workout: Biceps and Quads, 90+ mins

Warmup: 60 jumping jacks, jump rope 100x, calisthenics/stretching

Abs (before, between, and/or after sets):
Incline situps 40x;
Leg raises 30x;
Russian twists 40x;
Crossover crunches 40x;
Seated oblique twists: 25x @ 30kg
[Need to be careful about mild low-gut strain--no hernias for this noob!]

Squat: 12x @ 50kg, 10x @ 65kg, 8x @ 67.5kg, 8x @ 70kg

Leg press: [seated] 12x @ 80kg, [seated] 10x @ 100kg, [decline] 8x @ 100kg, [decline] 8x @ 120kg

Leg extension: 12x @ 30kg, 10x @ 30kg, 8x @ 35kg, 6x @ 50kg

Barbell curl: 12x @ 30kg, 10x @ 32.5kg, 8x @ 35kg, 6x @ 40kg

Chinups: 10x, 10x, 10x

Incline dumbbell curl (reps per arm): 10x @ 10kg, 8x @ 12kg, 7x @ 12.5kg, 6x @ 12.5kg

Alternating hammer curl (reps per arm): 10x @ 10kg, 8x @ 12kg, 7x @ 12.5kg, 6x @ 12.5kg

Cooldown: Jump rope 2-3 mins; Underhand wrist curl: 15x @ 35kg; Seated wrist curl: 15x @25kg; Underhand wrist curl: 15x @ 35kg; Seated wrist curl: 25kg to failure

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I ditched the hack squat and step-up, but kept the chinups for three sets. Barbell curls felt nice. I'm still experimenting with my quad routine, but I felt a lot more confident and "pumped" with a wider, open stance. I love the decline leg press! It's a free weight machine, so there is a lot of weight I can add over the year(s), whereas the seated leg press uses a weight-plate stack that goes up to only about 160kg. The leg extension machine is a worthy adversary, as always, bringing my once glorious quads back into some overdue wakefulness, but I fear I will start maxing out the weight stack, so I'll need to think of something. This article by eight-time Mr. Olympia, Lee Haney, gives some wisdom about how to fit less than leg-shattering leg extensions into an otherwise solid leg routine:

Begin with leg extensions to warm up the thighs for the heavy-duty compound movements to come. When I started out, I'd kick off my leg workout with squats. Not so smart--that was a great way to torment my knees. My mistake was trying to blitz my legs in only 10 minutes. Don't rush your workout! Take the time you need to warm up your muscles for optimal gains in size and quality.

I do a light warm-up set of 15 leg extensions, before two working sets of eight to 10 reps. Pause for a count of one at the top of the movement, and don't let the weight drop as you return to the starting position. The goal is to maintain continuous tension throughout the full range of motion.

Leg presses are next on the agenda. Even after leg extensions, the knees are not ready to handle heavy squats.

Silly me, I began with squats and ended on leg extensions after the leg press! So I think my knees will be a little sore tomorrow or so. Live and learn!

And then, of course, there is Jean Groulx's "quad-shocker" routine, a workout "so intense that it demands at least one week of complete rest and recuperation for the legs." In time, young grasshopper, in time. I've got to keep breaking my tendons and ligaments in, slowly but steadily.

I know it sounds sick, but I really hope my biceps are sore tomorrow and the next day. If not, I think I'll need to cut back on my weight and increase my reps until near failure every set. Stay tuned.



My Achilles' heel...

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No, no, I mean it: my Achilles's tendon was feeling it last night as I tried to get to sleep. And why did I have so much time to notice my Achilles' heel last night while trying to sleep? I got duped once again by the wonderful drink industry here.

I have taken to drinking wheat germ and milk here, when I want a small meal between meals, as part of my fitness regimen. Yesterday, not being a full-on gym day, was also a lower calorie day. I figured a cup of wheat germ milk and a few shishkabobs (chicken hearts and bacon-wrapped scallions!) would be a nice, light, protein-rich semi-meal an hour or two before bed. It only dawned on me this morning that the reason I couldn't sleep till maybe 2AM was because I had ordered a wheat germ milk tea, not simply a wheat germ milk drink. Tea drinks tend to have tea in them, as you might know, and caffeinated tea tends to have caffeine in it, so I tended to get a fresh blast of caffeine in me at almost 10PM last night. The "health nut" impulse in me fixated on the wheat germ and milk and just took the "tea" in the name to be a social custom. "Rice" is the catch-all word for "food" in Chinese and I often treat "tea" that way as well. Sitting to "drink tea" doesn't strictly mean you sit and imbibe tea; it just means you sit with someone in tea-imbibing-like setting, and may drink juice or coffee or not much at all. When I'm on my guard, I will ask two or three times whether the drink I'm ordering has tea in it--does it have caffeine in it? Maybe I was too tired, or, then again, too optimistic about wheat germ, and I let my guard down. So I tossed and turned another night. No more caffeine after 4:30PM!

Much of the reason I was so tired, and my Achilles' tendon was so sensitive yesterday, is because I went for another jump rope session yesterday afternoon when I got an early afternoon off. I picked up a slightly longer jump rope yesterday for under US$6 (a JEX swivel-handle rope with a fiberglass core in the rope... I dunno, it says that on the box... so... it seems cool and durable), since my Bobby Hinds Lifeline rope seemed a bit small for me. Once I did some research I discovered the Lifeline rope is in fact not too short, but I am just too insecure and maladroit. Once I realized it's me and not the rope, I took it in stride and adapted to the Lifeline. Even so, it was nice to have a more cozy perimeter in which to build my skipping skills. And I am happy to report I saw marked improvement yesterday! My standard jump increased in speed and I was able to complete a few sets of 100 revolutions without as much trouble as just a day before. It helps me immensely to watch my feet in a mirror lying against a wall on the floor. I also figured out how to do the left-right-left jogging skip, which was a sweet victory. What worked for me is this: begin with one foot slightly forward against the other foot and then just do some skips in that position; then when you feel comfortable, switch the feet once and skip a few more times in that position. Practice this midair switch a few times, in fewer and fewer skips, and almost immediately you'll find yourself switching feet on every revolution. It was also nice to confirm I can do the slalom skip with little difficulty. They say that 10 minutes of skipping rope is equivalent to 30 minutes of jogging--a 'fact' my mom said she has heard, too--and I have no reason to doubt them. My pulse was easily 180 beats per minute while skipping and my calves and quads were feeling a nice little burn by the middle and end of my 30-minute workout. I warmed up well and threw in some jumping jacks and three minutes of isometric stone pinching for each hand (cf. video illustration of harder core gripping exercises), and then made sure to stretch the rest of the evening. And then the rest of the rest of the evening. And then the rest of the rest of the night.

Tonight I've got a quads and biceps workout after tutoring (sigh). In about 30 minutes I need to be referee for a kindergarten match between "Germany" and "Ghana." I have my yellow and red cards ready at hand, the children's stupefied tears be damned!

It dawned on me that you (and I?) can probably best make sense of my perhaps weird combination of intellectual and athletic fervor by seeing me as Zorbatic--a tough little Greek, after all--albeit Zorbatic in a relatively more chaste and measured way. You might even say I fancy myself a Zorba of the inner world. But that seems like a topic for another post....

By the way, please pray for my dear little nephew. He got a little contusion on the head and went to the hospital for extended observation. It looks like he'll be fine--tough little Greek!--but it's still a good time to pray for his health and his parents' flourishing, both physical and spiritual.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Stay hungry...

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I already see now what Arnold means in his The Education of a Bodybuilder by saying you have to "keep your mind hungry." His point is that you have to stick to a realistic schedule, not only so you don't over-train your body, but also in order to 'tease' your mind to want more gym time. If you went to the gym everyday at any time, on a manic whim, you could easily get bored with your routine, your progress, your gym--such is human nature. If, however, you 'fast' from gratifying the impulse to hit the gym, your mind can only visualize what the next workout will be, and visualization is a crucial dimension of any serious exercise regimen. Once I finish a month of my current regimen, I will switch over to the 4-day plan Arnold outlines in The Education. I already feel mildly addicted to my exercise plan and do find myself mimicking exercises in anticipation and visualizing my form as I review upcoming workout. But I'm keeping myself balanced. Mentally hungry.

Last night I did scratch the itch by doing about 30 minutes of jump rope. I invested in a Bobby Hinds speed rope (Made in the USA, if you can believe it!), but I think the handles are smaller than a beginner needs and it might be a tad short for me. Such are the woes of an over-eager noob. As for the workout itself, oh my goodness, jumping rope is so humbling. I can only do a standard two-foot skip and maybe some slalom skips. Forget about one-foot skips or jogging steps or reverse skipping or crossovers for more than 1-5 revolutions. Truly embarrassing. My final "challenge" last night to wrap up the session was to skip 100 times straight without stopping. I did it, though, the last twenty were pretty grueling (lots of tongue-biting frowns), and it took me just over a minute. Again, pathetic. I feel truly oafish compared to skilled jumpers.

But such is fitness: if at first you suck, try, try again; practice makes less laughable; even the longest journey begins with a single visit to your physician; and the like. As I mentioned before, because I want to "bomb" my calves as heavily as I can, without injury, I will be doing jump rope nearly every day. Every humbling, embarrassing, oafish day.

Even though I had trouble falling asleep last night (ermanentpay ixnay on the early evening offeecay, idiot!) and had to get up a little earlier this morning, I didn't feel wrecked and zombie-like as I normally do in the morning. I guess this fitness thingamabob is having some benefits, after all. It was and is a blessed thing to begin the day on one's knees in the Word of the Lord with a less than totally cotton-stuffed head.

Stay tuned.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Gym regimen - July 2010

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4 July 2010
87kg, BMI 25
"A2" workout: Chest and Calves: 100-120 mins (?)

Warmup: Jumping jacks 60x, Jump rope 80x, calisthenics/stretching

Abs: Incline situps 40x, Russian twists 50x, Russian twists 40x (?), Crossover crunches (elbow to contralateral knee) 40x

Incline bench press: 12x @ 50kg, 10x @ 50kg, 8x @ 60kg, 6x @ 62.5kg

Cable crossover fly: 12x @ 18.5kg, 10x @ 18.5kg, 10x @ 22kg, 8x @ 22kg

Supine bench press: 12x @ 70kg, 10x @ 70kg, 8x @ 75kg (?), 6x @ 75kg (?)

Supine barbell fly: 12x @ 10kg, 10x @ 10kg, 8x @ 12.5kg (?), 6x @ 12.5kg (?)

Weighted calf raise (barbell Smith machine): 15x @ 70kg, 30x (?), 15x @ 70kg, 15x @ 70kg

Single leg calf raise (each leg): 15x @ 10kg, 15x, 15x, 15x

Jump rope: 100x, 100x, 100x, 100x

Cooldown: Underhand wrist curls (15-20x @ 25kg, 15x @ 25kg, 15x @ 45kg), jump rope, ski machine

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As you might notice, I used lower weight this workout and didn't pyramid (add weight) very dramatically. For my chest, this is because I could feel the strain from my first workout as soon as I hit the incline bench press and I had to navigate between the Scylla of a serious injury (due to weekendwarrioritis impatiens!) and the Charybdis of "wussing out." As it feels right now, I sense that the strain in my upper pectoralis major is just a standard, grade 1 strain which comes with the territory. As I worked on my tight hamstring last night while going to bed, I realized, with a grin, it's true: No Pain, No Gain. The pain is a sign of growth. Something about "break you down to build you up."

I'm not alarmed by the pec strain since, first, it has gotten stronger since it first happened, which is why I was able to finish my workout and, second, it didn't really get any worse during today's workout. I'm glad I played it safe, though, and kept the weight pretty low. But, boy, how the mighty have fallen. Here I am, tiptoeing through four sets at 110-138 pounds on the bench, but about eight years ago I managed a 2-rep max at 200 pounds (or maybe a tad more). Humility. Humility. And more humility. At least I've got a clear goal to shoot for: conquer my college self!

Speaking of goals, I think I should [he said, speaking into the yawning pit of apathy which deepened with every word] address just what my goals are with all this bodybuilding. Aren't I the Codgitator, a precarious scholar-writer, not an amateur beefcake? Of course I am! But recall that FCA stands for Faith, Thought, and Action. As they say in the blog-world: It's my blog. This just happens to be a part of how I roll while thinking and believing. I don't feel terribly self-conscious about "going on about" my weightlifting regimen, since it may inspire some hapless reader to pursue his or her own rejuvenation by means of exercise; or my philosophical musings on weightlifting may have enough 'intellectual' weight in their own right to interest some readers (and I have many more things I would like to excogitate from weights--finality and form, organs and formal unity, "He's gone" and somatic reference, etc.); or, again, some of you might actually just be curious to keep up with me.

In any case, what are my beefcakeling goals?

First, I want to shed the fat in my abdominal area. As men age, fat gravitates around the belly (and as women age it clumps in the thighs). Now and then, over the past several years, I've been mildly annoyed at my persistent rim of waistline fat. So now it's time to bomb my gut and tighten up. I also have every intention to keep any larger forms of that hip-slung adipose enemy at bay as long as I am able, so getting a leg up on intransigent belly fat now will only help as the hypothetical years progress.

Second, my goal is to bench more than 200 pounds.

Third, my goal is simply to stick to my 4-day regimen--while also making adjustments along the way, of course--for the next six months at the absolute minimum. It's a discipline goal per se. I have no desire to compete in bodybuilding competitions, but if I had to pick a visual model for my visualization, I wouldn't mind looking like Gregg Valentino in his younger years, pre-steroid-freakishness.

Basically, I am reconnecting with my youthful love for and commitment to a real "fitness life," and, as I've put it to a few inquirers, I just want to "see what my muscles do under the iron." I'm genuinely curious to see how my body will respond to a fairly rigorous weight program. I have a very good athletic foundation and my frame is by now very suitable for adding bulk. Even so, flexibility is very important to me, so at all costs I will preempt being "musclebound". Flexibility was also very important to Arnold, once he learned the value of stretching and keeping the muscles "supple" in his teens. That loose finesse is what made him such a giant in the bodybuilding world: he really did have the best developed body on all fronts, not just the most massive or most "cut".

Today I met a large Taiwanese guy who grew up in Texas and who played football. It shows! Big ol' boy! But I was disappointed to see him do his, admittedly strenuous sets, with such stunted form, with such a confined range of motion. He complimented me on how "agile" and "flexible" I am, admitting he's as stiff as a board. I told him I have done martial arts and that dynamic strength is important to me. He said that's the best way. I was pleased to meet him, since his size and commitment are good sources of inspiration for me, but at the same time I am a bit skittish about getting sucked into chit-chat with him. When I workout, I leave my cellphone outside and I try to keep time between sets to a minimum. I'm not there to shoot the shit. You'll notice the time for this workout is "110-120 mins (?)," an indication of how meeting this guy, and then having my bodybuilding friend/mentor stop by, made me lose my bearings on time, precious time.

Anyway, I think I'm now pretty much "all geared up" for my bodybuilding adventure. I've completed one week of my routine and can't wait to get back into the gym after two days of upcoming rest. I've also got a tub of high-quality whey protein, a jar of L-glutamine, multivitamins ("for men"!), and two months of tocopherol nicotinate pills (until I get pure niacin!) to rebuild my microtorn muscles, add mass, and increase oxygen perfusion during workouts and beyond.

Incidentally, I didn't see any trainers smoke today, but I did see what can only be described as a Taiwanese Laurel and Hardy smoking in the parking lot before entering to deploy their aimless twitches on the equipment.

Today was a beautiful day. I woke up feeling less groggy than usual. I made it in time for confession and enjoyed Mass, and loved partaking of the Eucharist. Then I all but finished reading The Education of a Bodybuilder while waiting for the midday break at Central to pass (culture shock, even after all this time!). It was hilarious to read Arnold say, at least three times, how "stubborn" and "difficult" the calf muscle is, which is why you have to "bomb" it. It's a part of BBing lore that Arnold's calves were his only real weak point, so to hear him read how he did normally 150-pound calf raises until he saw his idol, Reg Park, doing 1000-pound calf raises, it was a case of "Well, no wonder, Sherlockenegger!" I also read a funny anecdote last week about a former weightlifter who met Arnold in a bathroom at a banquet a couple years ago and had Arnold fawning over his legendary calves. "How did you do it?" Arnold pried, even decades after the fact. The calf-god said he was a boxer, so all the bagwork and jump rope gave him his legendary calves... and didn't give Arnold his legendarily disproportionate calves. Hence, my jump rope regimen, which I might make a part of every workout!

Anyway, after the workout, I showered and went with my buddy to a BBQ at the church that hosted me to Taiwan nealy seven years ago, caught up with old friends, met new missionaries for this year, and just... feel thankful. I feel young again. For this week, at least. :fitting smiley emoticon: Stay tuned.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Gym regimen – July 2010

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3 July 2010
87kg, BMI 25
"A4" workout: Traps, Tris & Shoulders: 100 mins

Warmup: 60 jumping jacks and calisthenics/stretching

Abs (one exercise per set): Russian twists 30x & crunch 10x @ 12lbs.; Russian twists 30x & crunch 10x @ 12lbs.; Supine leg lifts 40x

Barbell shoulder press: 12x @ 30kg, 10x @ 35kg, 8x @ 40kg, 6x @ 45kg

Dumbbell upright row: 12x @ 17.5kg, 10x @ 20kg, 8x @ 27.5kg, 8x @ 30kg

Prone reverse fly (weight for each arm): 12x @ 5kg, 10x @ 10kg, 8x @ 15kg, 8x @ 17.5kg (?)

Shrug & Behind-the-back shrug: 12x @ 40kg, 10x @ 60kg, 8x @ 60kg, 6x @ 70kg (?)

Bench dip: 10x, 10x, 10x, 10x (Nice and slow and deep!)

Lying triceps extension (incl. EZ Curl barbell): 12x @ 15kg, 10x @ 17.5kg, 8x @ 30kg, 6x @ 35kg (Sloppy form on the last set… but then again I forgot I was only supposed to three sets, according to my workout guide. Hoo-rah!)

Rope triceps extension: 12x @ 20kg, 10x @ 20kg, 8x @ 25kg, 6x @ 25kg (Nice pump on the last two sets, but sloppy form on the last set… but then again, as above, I forgot I was only supposed to three sets. Double hoo-rah!)

Cooldown: Treadmill: 20 mins (walk, jog, incline, etc.; 140–160 pulse)

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Not much to say about this workout. I don't like shrugs because they have such a short range of motion (ROM) and I feel like I'm never doing them correctly. I read about the anterior and posterior shrugs, since I don't recall ever doing behind-the-back shrugs before. It turns out the front shrug not only uses the serratus anterior ("those little rib muscles," pull the shoulders together, like when we're threading through a crowd of people) but also allows you to lift more weight. The posterior shrug targets the median trapezius and upper mid-back. So decided to alternate posterior and anterior each set, adding weight for anterior shrugs.

I didn't sweat nearly as much as I have in previous workouts, maybe because the muscle groups were smaller or the humidity was lower. It was harder to sink my teeth into this workout, but that happens. You just have to stick to the program and maintain good form with a positive attitude. My guess is that my pulse is between 120 and 150 beats per minutes between sets and in the midst of them, respectively.

I caught another trainer smoking, twice. Not that he's coy about it. It's just part of the culture, I guess: you can "do exercise" and "be buff" but don't forget to be a local Taiwanese man. This trainer was pretty cut, props to him, with huge plates for pecs. Yet it seemed to me that his forearms, triceps, and biceps were disproportionately smaller, which suggests he does a lot of cable flyes to isolate his pecs as impressive show muscles. But again, no judgment, just analysis.

The barbell shoulder press was a good challenge and I was pleased to feel no discomfort even when it activated my upper pectoralis. I should be all right for tomorrow's chest/calves workout, as long as I don't get a sudden case of weekendwarrioritis.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Gym regimen – July 2010

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1 July 2010
88kg, BMI 25
110 mins
"A3" workout: Hams and Back: 4-set pyramid

Warmup: 60 jumping jacks, calisthenics/stretching, exercise bike 10 mins (120 pulse)

Abs (one exercise per set): Incline curls: 30x @ 10lbs, Russian twists: 30x @ 20lbs, Russian twists + floating crunches: 26x @ 15lbs, Supine leg lifts: 40x

Straight leg deadlift: 12x @ 25kg, 10x @ 30kg, 8x @ 45kg, 6x @ 60kg (?)

Leg curl: 12x @ 30kg, 12x @ 30kg, 12x @ 30kg, 12x @ 35kg

Underhand barbell row: 12x @ 30kg, 10x @ 50kg, 10x @ 60kg, 6x @ 70kg (?) [sloppy form on last set]

Wide grip lat pulldown: 12x @ 60kg, 10 x@ 60kg, 10x @ 65kg, 6x @ 70kg

One arm dumbbell row: 12x @ 12.5kg, 10x @ 15kg, 10x @ 17kg, 6x @ 32kg

Wide grip cable row: 12x @ 72.5kg, 10x @ 82.5kg, 10x @ 90.5kg, 6x @ 100kg [sloppy form on last set]

Cooldown: Cross-country ski machine: 15 mins (forward and backward stepping; 160 pulse)

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Felt some good "pump" this workout. Especially on the leg curls, barbell row, and cable row. This is what I mean about crew giving me a good foundation: By my second set of cable rows, I was already bored with almost the total weight stack for 10 reps. By the third set, I was using all the weights and added a few extra reps to my prescribed eight rep set. I asked the trainer––who distinctly reminded me of Jabba the Hutt in jogging shorts… so again, Taiwanese gyms, wtf?––about it and he recommended I use the seated leverage rowing machine in the free weights section. It was a good feeling to realize I am already quickly wearing out my time in the equipment room. There are of course some exercises that require cable machines (e.g., rope lat pulldowns or lat pulldowns), but I'm a big fan of free weights, as are many lifters. With the underhand dumbbell row (one knee and one hand on a bench, the other hand pulling up a dumbbell like starting a lawnmower in slow motion), I was quickly bored with the weight I limited myself to for my 12- and 10-rep sets, as a warmup, and was loving the steady pump for my last two sets. I did get ahead of myself on my last set of the underhand barbell row and seated leverage row, but I doubt I will actually have much soreness in the coming days.

Where I will feel it, however, boys and girls, is in my hamstrings. I really worked the leg curls. My last two reps of the third set had me grunting and my entire last six reps of the fourth had me grunting all the way up. I hopped off for a second, considered dropping it down to 30kg, but instead got right back on and put the pad just a tad higher on my soleus. This gave me two final "cheat reps," I know, but I'm of the philosophy in weightlifting that you should always finish your set amount. What else are spotters for? Not having a spotter, I just lowered the fulcrum closer to my knee joint, which helped me crank out those last two curls. But cheating or not, they were beauties! I'm making sure to stretch well before I sleep.


Now, it turns out I must retract something I wrote in my 29 June entry. I complained about some beefcakes with obviously large musculature but terrible form: tuggers, as they are sometimes called. I said this kind of trivial yanking on the weight just to add mass is vain "bodysculpting" as opposed to dignified "bodybuilding", yet not a day later I heard Arnold (in this footage, beginning at about 3:15) say that bodybuilders are just like sculptors! Hence, I must defer to the master on this point and concede that "bodysculpting" is a legitimate concept in bodybuilding, or, indeed, just another word for it, if properly understood––if the idea of "bodysculpting" is properly understood in "bodybuilding." My point still stands that doing exercises with bad form goes against everything in athletics and authentic bodybuilding. Since the use or abuse of the word "sculpting" is a semantic quibble about a genuine distinction, I suppose I must devise a different expression to differentiate disciplined weightlifting from mere vain bulking up. Muscle-tussing versus bodybuilding? I like it. Just Say No to Muscle Tussing!

Notice also how Arnold describes the criteria for a winning bodybuilder in terms of "muscularity, proportion, symmetry, the whole thing." That is a profoundly classical notion of beauty and excellence, which stands in marked contrast to contemporary the notions of bodybuilders as "super freaks" or "muscle monsters," a perception fostered not only by critics of bodybuilding but also by numerous bodybuilders themselves. This is why the caveat of this article about "the Greek physique" is very much to the point, since modern bodybuilders really have broken the bounds of classical proportion, whereas vintage "old-school" builders like Reg Park, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Michalik, Gregg Valentino (before he went berserk on steroids!), et al., did have an Apollonian finesse cum Herculean power. Along these lines, I have a strong intuition that if there is any hope in seeing a genuine renaissance in "classical education," which is a current buzz-term among increasingly numerous homeschooling families, it must include a noble physical regimen. Just tonight I was daydreaming, in fact, about developing a "fitness-catechesis curriculum" for underprivileged students either in American ghettos or in less advanced foreign countries. Or maybe I am just trying to reinvent the YMCA wheel all over again!

In any event, I want to bring attention to a brilliant philosophical point Arnold (inadvertently) makes in the same footage, at around 4:00. (I will not comment now on the fertile comparison he makes between sculpting one's own body and an artist working on the clay of a sculpture, and how this contrast throws striking light on the adage that "art is pain.") He acknowledges that many people look at bodybuilders as strange, but, he says, that is because they don't know much about it. Once however they understand it, Arnold argues, they realize "it's just like another thing." He continues, "I mean, it's not any stranger as, uh, going into a car and trying to go in a quarter mile five seconds. I mean, that's for me strange." (We must pardon Arnie for his adorable Germanisms here… though the idea of going five seconds in a quarter mile might be the most authentic post-Einsteinian way to describe car racing I've ever heard!) Arnold's point is simple: driving cars and building bodies are both equally 'silly' things humans love to do. His deeper premise is that taking delight in silly human things should not be gainsaid. And while I find Arnold's adolescent jettisoning of his family's Catholicism comically shallow––I read last night in The Education of a Bodybuilder that, at 15 or 16, reading Pfaffenspiegel (loosely, "A Mirror for the Vicar") and getting a lecture from an "intellectual" weightlifting mentor about you building your own body rather than praying to God for muscles, sufficed to validate his already carefree worldliness (… but I digress, as always)––, I think his vintage European good sense shines through in this clip. For as James V. Schall has written, games and other 'silly,' 'strange' human endeavors have a profoundly wholesome place in the public square and in the Church. In an interview with Ignatius Insight, when asked about his book on this topic, On the Unseriousness of Human Affairs: Teaching, Writing, Playing, Believing, Lecturing, Philosophizing, Singing, Dancing, Schall states (I quote him in full, though without some of the original italics):

About the only thing I read carefully each day after breakfast is the sports page. That is almost the only place left in which you can still come to grips with the drama of life as most people live it. On sports pages we still find cheating to be cheating, we find glory in what is earned, we find corruption and repentance, honor and competence, vanity and genuine humility. ...

I did a book years ago called Far Too Easily Pleased: A Theology of Play, Contemplation, and Festivity in which I tried to spell these things out. There is a chapter in Another Sort of Learning called "On the Seriousness of Sports." This essay often brings comments from students who never thought that there was anything to be said for sports but a kind of goofing off. They are delighted to learn that what fascinated them about sports is not so frivolous but brings them to the heart of the highest things, something they always suspected but did not know how to articulate.

In fact, it all begins with Plato and Aristotle. The seminal modern books in all of this field are Pieper’s Leisure: The Basis of Culture, his In Tune with the World: A Theory of Festivity, Huizinga’s Homo Ludens, and Hugo Rahner’s Men at Play. None of these books are to be missed. I should have mention [sic] sooner the importance of Josef Pieper to all branches of knowledge, including this one. He is the clearest mind of our time in so many ways and by himself (the same is true of Chesterton) can give us almost all we need to see how things are, to see, what is.

But it all goes back to Plato and Aristotle, as I said, and some passages in Scripture. They are the ones who discovered the delight in things to which we respond, as Chesterton said, by being grateful. Plato said in the Laws that we should spend our lives "singing, dancing, and sacrificing." How remarkable! And Aristotle, in an idea that I often state in my own words, implies that the closest the average man comes to pure contemplation — something to which we are ordered by our very being — is to watch, not play, a good game. This does not mean that there is anything wrong also with playing it.

Students wonder why games fascinate them because they do. It is because they behold there something that need not exist, that could be otherwise, but which exists according to the rules, according to the drama of the game. We do not know how it will turn out. Our lives themselves are exactly like this if we think about it.

So play is both an introduction to ethics — play fairly — and to metaphysics, to the fascination of the things that are but need not be. Msgr. Sokolowski often makes the point, as does Pieper, and Aquinas for that matter, that the world need not exist, but does. Games need not exist but do. Life cannot be properly lived and games cannot be properly played unless we know their order, how they proceed. As spectators we behold something unfold before us, how things will turn out, according to the rules of play that need not be, but are.

Drama itself is like this unfolding also. Bloom in his Shakespeare’s Politics, another fine book, observes, speaking of Greek and English drama, that while watching a drama before us, we actually live a higher life than we do ordinarily, when we are mainly brushing our teeth or figuring out taxes. It is there in the unfolding plot that we see what is the human condition played out before us. We are struck by awe and pity and even fear as we see our lot. Aristotle says that games are not so exalted as drama, but none the less they are like unto it. They take place in freedom. We can see in them that there really are things that are worthy for their own sakes," we suspect that there might be other things even more worthy."

A short essay of his on the same topic, "On the Meaning of Sport", begins in the same vein:

The Greek philosopher Aristotle (d. 322 B. C.) remarked that play or sport is the closest thing most human beings come to contemplation, to the highest of human activities. Sport perhaps lacks the "seriousness" of contemplating the highest things, yet it contains a liberty and a joy of its own that can only be had if we seriously engage in the play before us. Play, by demanding all of our energies and skill to perform either badly or well, takes us out of ourselves.

Hear, hear! Sport is literally ek-static,drawing one outside of one's monotonous standing self, and thus an analogous dimension of all genuine spirituality. While I grant that Christians must never make an idol of their own bodies or of a sports team/star, an issue discussed in this Christianity Today article (Jan. 2010), I think the key difference between healthy "ecstatic" athletics and stunted, cultish sport-fetishism has very much to do with how much the devotee puts into the sport himself. People make idols of sport figures as easily as they do because, given the genuinely spiritual energies at work in sport, our sports stars are virtual mediators to that higher plane, saviors from our own humbling, smoldering mediocrity and anonymity into a higher world of vicarious glory and immortality. A sane athlete, however, realizes his role models are indeed just models, not saviors or mediators to deliver him from his own hard walk of discipline and sacrifice.

I know I might sound like a broken record the past few days, but there is something profoundly virtuous in developing the body's power. Virtue of course comes from the Latin virtus, which means power, so it is hardly a circumstantial link. It may sound corny, but last night while reading The Education of a Bodybuilder, I was almost brought to the faintest of tears when I read the following lines (on pp. 25–26) about Arnold's vocation to bodybuilding:

People recognized my athletic talents; but my choice of a sport confused them. … "Why did you have to pick the least favorite sport in Austria?" … I didn't know. It had been instinctive. I had just fallen in love with it. I loved the feeling of the gym, of working out, of having muscles all over.

Now, looking back, I can analyze it more clearly. My total involvement had a lot to do with the discipline, the individualism, and the utter integrity of bodybuilding."

Discipline, individualism, utter integrity––these are patently essential for any growth in the spiritual life and life in general. At the same time, though, it's important to keep in mind the social, I-Thou nature of human identity, lest 'individualism' be take in its runaway ultra-libertarian sense so popular these days, a caveat which, again, accounts for spotters, trainers, and fans in the gym--and fellow believers, confessors, and patron saints in the Church! No one makes you lift those cold, inert plates of iron and steel. No one makes sure you go through the full range of motion rep after rep, set after set. The weights are no consoling. They don't chit-chat. They just wait for you to demonstrate to yourself the integrity of your discipline and growth. Weightlifting, like gongfu, is mostly "inner work," an interiority which other sports also engender, but which gets more easily lost in the self-conscious tussle of visible competitors on the track, in the other swimming lanes, in the pack you're drafting, in the paint as you drive for a layup, or in the very next boat as their coxswain calls for a sprint. I will leave it to the curious reader to follow up on the surprising tenderness and wisdom of "the Iron" by reading the lengthy quotation from Henry Rollins found in this thread. It's certainly idiosyncratic to Rollins's own life, but nonetheless touching and more than a little illuminating.

Anyway, my right pec feels good, but I have rearranged my 4-day routine to make the chest/calves the final day in the cycle. This gives my chest as much recovery as possible between last Saturday and what will be a Sunday chest/calves workout. Time to stretch and sleep. G'night. Stay tuned, stay psuched.