and I'll show you a culture that builds freakin tallking tombstones!
A wee bit much, dontcha think? Do we really want Uncle Sal -- you know, the one with the same bad jokes he tells every Christmas -- to keep talking. Honestly, these things are probably loud enough to wake the dead. Ba dum bum.
The last thing our culture needs is another crutch to hobble away from meeting God in the finality of death. These tombstones bespeak a deep inability to *shut up* and meet your Maker.
Ah, who am I kidding, as long as I can get mine with a voice mail service and unlimited text messaging (and definitely no roaming charges!), I'll be happy as a lark.