High-performance hypocrisy...

A high-performance hypocrite is someone that gives his or her all to either side of the fence he or she straddles. A sort of spiritual oscillator. Spiritually bipolar. When devout, those on the side of his devotion get their money's worth, so to speak: wise guidance, prayerful inspiration, fraternal support, etc. When fleshly, however, those on that side enjoy an equally hardy ally in whatever escapade is afoot. Hence, "high performance" on either side of himself.