(I'm sick. Have been for about three days. Expect to be tomorrow. No. I haven't gone to the doctor. Because? I'm stupid. I think I'll visit the Medicine Man tomorrow, however.
Not that being ill ever stopped me from blogging. I must be sure to tend to you, my dear readers.)
Eureka! We have a lock on a real, true-to-life MULLET DOCUMENTARY! Call Cannes now! How could they miss this gem back in 2001?